That Dude, Tego

Dear Tego Calderon:

Thanks for showing the world that those of us who don't look like Usher are still talented. You, Seal, and Forrest Whitaker give those of us without the greatest looks in the world that there is success at the end of the road. Even if we do look better than the three of you.

Thanks,

Management
(Okay that one was kinda evil).