Thank You, Blogger!!

Dear Google or whatever sorry sap from Stanford or Cal Tech invented Blogger:

I'd like to thank you for creating this application, called Blogger. On behalf of people who get bored easily at work and think of leaving and creating new lives in Aruba as massage therapists to hot rich old women, or just single women with no STI's, thank you so much for creating such a mind numbing application.

Thanks,
Management.