Nice Job, Management

Dear Management:

We saw you about to earl in front on that cute nerdy type of girl you like. You were TRYING to spit game, but you almost spit chunks of fried chicken and beer. So not a good look! Slow down there, champ!

Thanks,
Management

Fivehead ponytails

Dear girl with the very very short hair cut:
Please stop trying to put that shot in a pony tail. You look as ridiculous as a hood rat!

Thanks,
Management
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This better work

Dear Google:

This is a test post from my phone. This shit better work or I'm gonna be mighty pissed!

Thanks,
Management

Nobel Peace Prize

Dear Nobel Prize Committee:

We know we're going to ruffle some feathers on this one, but in reference to today's Nobel Peace Prize announcement, we just have one question: Really? Really? We're not saying negative or positive, we're just perplexed. So once again, REALLY?!

Thanks,

Management

Thank You, Blogger!!

Dear Google or whatever sorry sap from Stanford or Cal Tech invented Blogger:

I'd like to thank you for creating this application, called Blogger. On behalf of people who get bored easily at work and think of leaving and creating new lives in Aruba as massage therapists to hot rich old women, or just single women with no STI's, thank you so much for creating such a mind numbing application.

Thanks,
Management.